Just for Laffs
Why did the developer go broke? - Because he used up all his cache!!! Maybe he can find some money deeper in the stack. Now he is in the food shelf queue. Last night, he got arrested for an access violation, breaking into a closed grocery store. Looking for Eggs?! He just wanted a few bytes. I think he wanted an Apple. He got a virus when he left his Windows open. This guy was a real hacker; he didn't have a valid license. What are we talking about? It's technical. Oh.. its bad pun day. The boss found his cookies, and they are now gone. Lost in the stack. Overflow? These azure are puns. What did the server say to the cloud? “You lift me up!” I won't have to put up with these puns for much longer. I can see my retirement on the horizon. What would the Terminator be called after retirement? - The Exterminator. Ex-terminator? - ARNOLD Why don't drummers come out of retirement? - Too many repercussion...