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The juice is not worth the squeeze

That is not an original quote or thought. I heard it while streaming live my daily go-to source of news and current affairs - C-SPAN . For whatever reason the quote stuck in my sub-conscious and triggered a deep dive self-reflection mentally on the full meaning and import of the quote - "The Juice is not worth the squeeze - the end game is not commesurate with the load up front". It then led me to ponder the real purpose of life? That is a million dollar question whose answer or response depends on the respondent. Personally though, I think the purpose of life is a sum zero game in the sense that - if you look at it really critically, it is all for nothing - it is all vanity. I am not sure the Earth - nay the universe - is adversely affected one way or the other if we were alive or dead. We are given birth to (or conceived in a petri dish and nutured to full term outside of the womb) , we strive to become somebody or something in life - we strive for success and if s...

Just for Laffs

Why did the developer go broke? - Because he used up all his cache!!! Maybe he can find some money deeper in the stack. Now he is in the food shelf queue. Last night, he got arrested for an access violation, breaking into a closed grocery store. Looking for Eggs?! He just wanted a few bytes. I think he wanted an Apple. He got a virus when he left his Windows open. This guy was a real hacker; he didn't have a valid license. What are we talking about? It's technical. Oh.. its bad pun day. The boss found his cookies, and they are now gone. Lost in the stack. Overflow? These azure are puns. What did the server say to the cloud? “You lift me up!” I won't have to put up with these puns for much longer. I can see my retirement on the horizon. What would the Terminator be called after retirement? - The Exterminator. Ex-terminator? - ARNOLD Why don't drummers come out of retirement? - Too many repercussion...