Just for Laffs

  • Why did the developer go broke? - Because he used up all his cache!!!
  • Maybe he can find some money deeper in the stack.
  • Now he is in the food shelf queue.
  • Last night, he got arrested for an access violation, breaking into a closed grocery store.
  • Looking for Eggs?!
  • He just wanted a few bytes.
  • I think he wanted an Apple.
  • He got a virus when he left his Windows open.
  • This guy was a real hacker; he didn't have a valid license.
  • What are we talking about?
  • It's technical.
  • Oh.. its bad pun day.
  • The boss found his cookies, and they are now gone. Lost in the stack. Overflow?
  • These azure are puns.
  • What did the server say to the cloud? “You lift me up!”
  • I won't have to put up with these puns for much longer. I can see my retirement on the horizon.
  • What would the Terminator be called after retirement? - The Exterminator.
  • Ex-terminator? - ARNOLD
  • Why don't drummers come out of retirement? - Too many repercussions.
  • Why don't developers like "Pi"s? They are squares !!!
  • Not True - Pies are not squares always - maybe some are.
  • My life needs a reboot.

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